Using Her Backdoor

Carmen looked downward at here sloppy crotch area, slowly shaking her head then looked up directly at me and said, "Sean, you're such a big pussy, I'll promise you this. If I ever decide I want to tell Libby about our little sordid fist fuck adventure in any detail at all, I'll make sure we do it together some evening in a private place over a few beers and I'd betcha anything we'd both be surprised by her reaction to such a nasty ass banging story. I think right now we each seem to know a different Libby and I'm positive you'd enjoy the one I know a lot better than the one you've got imagined. Cause I swear Sean, that girl has told me some shit I found far more embarrassing than the playful little grab-ass fun we had today." She stared down at my penis right at the exact time it made one of those involuntary little flinches. "Hey looky there, looky there! I think your little weenie is starting to swell up again. Oh boy, more fun for me, me, me!" She suddenly stopped talking, replaced her smile with a serious expression and cupped her hand over her crotch. Then as if talking to herself she said, "Uh-oh, it's time I get this ass load of butt fuck oil outta me real fast before I paint this whole bathroom with something ugly. Excuse me, por favor."

She stood up, got out of the tub, daintily tiptoed over to the toilet while holding her quivering ass cheeks tightly clenched with her hands and carefully had herself a sprawled out unladylike seat on the cool porcelain fixture. She slowly let out her held breath, rested a few seconds, "Okay, let's forget about Libby for a minute and concentrate on me and you." she said as she attempted to use the volume of her conversation to cover up the embarrassing noises starting to rumble beneath her. I could hear the thick liquid start to stream from her bowels and land in the toilet bowl. She let out an, "Aaahh yes - that's so much better! Sean you can have yourself a good warm fuzzy feeling knowing that every time I take a shit next week and find cooking oil still oozing out my ass I'll be thinking especially of you mother fucker - but in a greasy shitty nice sort of way." As she began giggling she forced more spurts of the greasy fluid to spit out of her asshole loudly splashing into the toilet bowl water. Her comical sarcastic remarks and taking in that whole silly bathroom scene made me bust out laughing with her. "Yep, every frigging time I take a shit next week sweetie." she repeated while continuing to laugh hard with her elbows on her bouncing knees and her pretty face resting in the palms of her hands. An unbelievably sexy woman.

Once Carmen decided she had dispelled all of the slick liquid she could possibly wring from her bowels she led me back to her bedroom and I fucked her swollen wet pussy long and hard missionary style just as I had ask her to describe to Libby. Traces of cooking oil continued to seep out her used asshole as I pounded my cock into her soaking pussy over and over and over until I collapsed spurting my orgasm into her steamy hole. After exhausting ourselves I lay between her thighs motionless for a bit while a big sloppy puddle of our cum slid from her pussy and more of the fist fuck grease drained from her asshole and accumulated into a small pond right in the middle of her freshly washed sheets. Once we noticed it we each tried to dodge the mess as we crawled awkwardly from the bed kinda as if we were playing a old game of "Twister". I apologized for my contribution to the carnage and helped her change the sheets out with a clean set. She told me, "No problem at all, you was worth every bit of the effort. I can't wait to do all over again, Tarzan."

"Me too, Jane." I said as I lightly kissed her soft lips. Wow! I have to admit I felt really good. No, I felt by-God fucking great! Carmen had made me feel fantastic today, in fact she'd made my whole week. Jeez what an amazing lover! As I got dressed I picked up our other items from the tub and strewn across the bathroom floor. I returned the cooking oil back to the cabinet and started to placed the large syringe in the sink when Carmen said "Oh no you don't. If we ever happen to tell Libby about our fun today she'll probably wonder what happened to that seasoning injector and if she finds it back in that kitchen drawer she'll probably want to kick both our asses. Just take it with you, I'm thinking we'll be needing it at your place real soon, don't you?"
"Oh without a doubt." I laughed as I slid it into my pocket. "Especially now that I've learned the proper way use one of the damned things."
"Don't you make me start getting all wet again or I will blame my big fat "F" on your ass." she retorted.

I gave Carmen a long sensuous goodbye kiss, told her for the third time what a good time I'd had, instructed her to be a good girl and go finish her damn homework, and was almost to my car when she yelled out through the screen door "Oh, by the way Sean, you're always welcome to come in my backdoor!" I probably blushed slightly thinking of our private joke while she paused a second before adding, " You nasty butt fucking perv you!" I could still hear her silly giggles as I shut my car door, desperately hoping the entire neighborhood wasn't listening to her filthy mouth. What a delightful nut!

And what a interesting day it had turned out to be. I drove my tired body home and began doing my laundry while fantasizing about the potential new adventures yet to come with Carmen. She had also stoked my curiosity about Libby and what erotic treasures might be hidden inside that tall, slender, mystery of a woman. Maybe someday I'd find out. But in the meantime, sweet dreams to me.