The Bare Bottom Spanking and Wedging

Footnotes

1 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wedgies
2 http://advancedmasturbation.com/
3 Ibid.

4 Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Vol. II, H-O" by
J.E. Lighter (Random House, New York, 1997) citing: 1893 James "Mavrick"
27:1922 in DARE. http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/3/messages/518.html
5 Ibid.

Disclaimer

I. What this story is not!

Ever see the television and magazine ads that advertise: do not try this at
home?
Of course you have!
Well, that's my disclaimer in the this story!
The purpose of this narrative is not to encourage anyone to act out wedgies
that go beyond mere pranks, i.e., not to encourage anyone to humiliate and inflict
significant pain.

The purpose of this story is not to encourage anyone to act out corporal
punishment- either in the form of spanking or otherwise.

The purpose of this story is not to encourage the sale of either briefs (tighty
whities or otherwise) or of boxer shorts. I wear them both- alternatively- though I
am very careful not to let the waistbands get exposed. ?
The purpose of this story is not to encourage anyone to act out sadistic acts
upon others or masochistic acts upon themselves.

The purpose of this story is not to encourage anyone to act out penectomy,
nullification, or castration on themselves or on others.
The purpose of this story is not to encourage anyone to act out tickle-torture
on a non-consenting person.

The purpose of this story is not to encourage anyone to break the law in any
jurisdiction.

Finally, the purpose of this story is not to encourage anyone to act out
anything other than the Golden Rule to do unto others what you would like them to
do unto you.

II. What this story is!

A fetish is an object believed to have supernatural powers, or, in particular, a
person-made object that has power over others.
The basic idea of sexual fetishism is sexual arousal and satisfaction through
an inanimate object. In common speech, any fixation on an inanimate object, body
part or feature, or sexual practice can be termed fetishism.

In such situations, fetishism can be considered as harmless. The diagnosis of
fetishism is justified only if the affected person suffers or harms other people.

Some definitions of fetishism state that it is uncommon. I beg to differ. Some
form of fetishism in present in virtually all religions- not to mention in our secular
lives.

There is much literature describing the fetish community but I suggest that
there is a touch of fetishism in us all.

The purpose of this story is to give anyone, so inclined along these lines, an
opportunity to internally fantasize and to internally process whatever inclinations
and desires feed them without doing themselves, or anyone else, any harm and
without actively engaging anyone who is a non-consenting adult.
To totally ignore or suppress such inclinations results in giving our darker
side- which we all have- a power over us and others that, in my opinion, it ought not
have. In other words, when we deny the fetishism in ourselves, we are converting
our darker side into a fetish of its own- and that sort of fetish is what eventually
leads to us hurting others and ourselves.
Read your morning newspaper or listen to your 6:00 o'clock news and you
will find ample examples of folks in high places and in low places who have done
themselves and others much harm by denying and suppressing parts of who they
are- and, consequently and regrettably, acting them out.

And so, enjoy this erotic story or, at least, refrain from judging those who do.