The Vice President

When I was getting dressed, Joan took my thong off me, cut a big hole where my pussy is and made me put it back on. To me, it now felt like my pussy was flapping in the breeze but Joan wouldn’t let me take them off, so I went out wearing a micro mini and a blouse that she had removed the top two buttons so there was a huge amount of tit showing. She was dressed the same way and I told her we could pass for high priced hookers any day. She said that was the general idea my sweet cunt, that she loved to see the expressions on both the men and women. We went to the mall, drew a lot of stares, plus a few comments and then Joan took me to the real reason we were out and about. She drove into the parking lot of and adult bookstore and I thought she had lost her mind. She drug me inside, announced we wanted to see their strap-on collection and I died inside. There were six or seven men who came right to where we were to check us out. Me, I wanted to crawl into a hole but I cold see Joan was having a great time with this. She would pick up a strap-on, feel it, tell me loudly it did or didn’t feel real and proceed to stroke it. Every man in there, including the guy behind the counter had a hard on and were making no attempt to hide it. I thought we were going to get raped before we got out of there but outside of the obvious hard ons, the men just watched. Joan picked out three of the of the strap-ons, asked the clerk were we could try them and when he stopped choking, told us there were movie booths in the back we could use.

Joan grabbed my arm, marched me back to the booths, checked them all out and picked the cleanest one. No sooner then she closed the door, Joan took her clothes off, told me to leave mine on, put one of the strap-ons on and made me bend over. She started rubbing it against my pussy while telling me how wonderful it was going to be having her fuck me with her new “cock” and my pussy became a raging inferno, again. She drove her “cock” into my pussy, setting off alarm bells inside of it. I was now so hot from her “cock” and voice; I wouldn’t have cared if she were fucking me on Broadway. I am very vocal and she had me moaning like a bitch in heat in no time, then she made me beg her to fuck me. I screamed as loud as I had ever, that I was cumming and came all over Joan’s new toy. She tried the other two out on me, told me to pick one and I choose the first one, sentiment I guess. We stepped out of the booth to a round of applause and then a question about which one we picked. Joan held it up, somebody said good choice, I was as red as a fire engine, Joan took me in her arms and gave me a kiss that made my toes curl, thanked all the guys for their appreciation, paid for the strap-on and we left. I knew then that this wasn’t the last time something like this was going to happen so I resigned myself to the inevitable. 

She asked me on the way home if I enjoyed our shopping expedition, I looked at her with a, what are you crazy look and told her she was an evil, evil woman. She laughed all the way home; while feeling me up, it was amazing she could always make me feel like a naughty teenager. We got home, it was twelve thirty, Joan smiled that evil smile and said we still have a few hours before the kids come home, so off with your clothes woman and into our bed, I’m going to give you the fucking you so richly deserve. I asked her if she thought she was Sir Lancelot and I was her poor little wench, and she replied, “Ah yes, my poor little wench”, put me over her shoulder and carried me upstairs to bed. To this day I still can’t believe how strong she is for a broad who looks like a playboy model, she can lift me with relative ease and she does a lot. She deposited me unceremoniously on the bed and in her best male voice said, “Off with your clothes wench, your Lord and Master wants to get laid” and I had a fit of laughing. Still in her best male voice, she said, :Oh you think this funny do you, wench with a cunt fit for a king”, grabbed my legs pulled me down to her, spread my legs as wide as she could and stuck her tongue in my pussy. Now I knew why she cut the hole in my thong because as soon as her tongue touched my pussy, my pussy went into a sexual frenzy, getting all wet and spitting at my Lord and Master. God, it was incredible what this woman could do to my mind and body, I was now laying there begging to be fucked so she undressed both of us, put the strap-on on and mounted me. 

She put the head of her “cock” in my now, raging pussy, said she thought that was enough for now and started to pull out. I grabbed her ass, trying to push her all the way in and screaming at her that she was a fucking cunt teasing fucking bitch and she had better fuck me right now. She had that evil look in her eyes, asked me in a sickening sweet voice if that’s what I really wanted, to have my pussy invaded by her cock and I freaked. I was screaming as loud as I could for her to fuck me, I would do whatever she asked if she fucked me, that I would eat her pussy on the school stage if she fucked me and she drove it home. All of a sudden my pussy was filled with her “cock”, it was touching every inch of my cunt walls and I had a pussy shredding orgasm that almost made me pass out. She was now fucking me real slow, told me to wrap my legs around her and when I did it felt so good, I had a small orgasm. She was kissing my face and neck while telling me how much she needed me, how much she loved me, that I was the best piece of ass she ever had and how much she loved fucking me. I kept having those small orgasms, my pussy was so on fire I thought it was going to melt, my whole body was on fire, I think I was drooling and she kept right on fucking me. I think she fucked me for an hour straight until I told her I couldn’t take anymore. She grabbed my legs, pushed them back to my shoulders so that my ass was off the bed and started fucking me as fast, furious and as hard as she could. 

My pussy took the pounding for about five minutes, then a feeling I never had before started welling up in my pussy and I couldn’t even make a sound, all I could do was grunt every time she slammed her “cock” home. Then my pussy was shattered by the ensuing explosion inside it, I couldn’t even scream as I shot hot cunt juice out of my pussy, just like a water hose had been turned on. I was soaked with cum, the bed was soaked with cum and Joan was looking down at me with this look of triumph on her face. She said, “Wow, you had the big one didn’t you my sweet cunt?’ All I could do was shake my head yes, she let my legs go, they fell back on the bed and she kissed me but never took her “cock” out of my cum engorged pussy. When I could talk again, I told her I was never going to survive everything she does to me and she asked me if she was the best fuck I ever had. I said, “By a long shot Lancelot, by a long shot” and went to sleep. When I woke up, it was dark out, the strap-on was still between my legs, not in my pussy but between my legs and I could hear laughter from the kitchen. I got up on wobbly legs, made my way to the kitchen to find my soon to be husband and the kids trying to make dinner from one of my recipes. Both kids said they didn’t need my help, I remembered Joan knew how to cook so I put my ass in a chair and let them wait on me. While we were eating my son asked me if I was really going to marry Joan and I almost choked to death. When I was finished choking I asked how he knew that and Joan said she told the kids because they were both wondering why we were sleeping together, so she figured it was best to tell them.

I asked them both how they felt about that, they both asked if it meant they were going to have two moms and I told them that was pretty much what it meant and my son asked about where his dad was going to go. I told him that we were working on that problem and that seemed to satisfy him. Funny thing how fast kids adopt to things, when they were going to bed they kissed us both good night calling us both mom. When they had gone up to bed, I turned to Joan and told her to hold me. She took me in her arms, stroked my hair and told me not to worry, everything is going to be fine, and then she wrapped me up in an embrace and kissed me so that my whole foot curled up. We went to the kitchen to get coffee; Joan put me against the sink, put her arms on either side of me and asked me if I believed that she really loved me. I said that of course I did, then she asked if I believed everything was going to be okay, I said yes and the she asked me if I believed she wanted me so bad now, she would wash the floor for me to get in my pants. I started to laugh thinking not only does this lady make me go out of my mind with lust, she also knows how to make me feel good inside. I kissed her, told her she didn’t have to wash the floor to get in my pants, I would fuck her in the middle of Times Square if she wanted me to. She kissed me back and said she was overjoyed to hear that because she hated to wash floors. We started a kind of normal life then, we went into the living room, turned the TV on and I sat in her lap while we watched TV for a while, before she took me, right on the couch.