We get stimulated 90% from what we see and 10% from what we hear. Why then do
you leave the lights off, Felix?
Sure it FEELS good to have sex, but watching you and your partner do the deed
certainly adds to the excitement (provided you are both in decent shape! If one
or both of you are not, read my book to correct the situation) One technique of
sex named by somebody with too much time on their hands, is the Hawaiian muscle
fuck. This technique is when the man slides his penis between the woman's boobs.
Men are obsessed with breasts. The multi-billion dollar plastic surgery industry
is supported largely by breast implants. If you live in California or South
Florida, you can probably say that implants are now MORE common than natural
breasts...modern medicine, what a miracle! The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (HMF for
short) is a great way to share with your partner her magnificent achievement and
to get an extra dividend from the five grand you invested in those cannons. HER
extra stimulation is going to be when she watches you slide your member between
those melons and cum all over her chest (and hit her chin if you've got the
range). This visual stimulation certainly adds to the pleasure for both of you.
It allows you a change of scenery from your typical missionary and doggie
positions and if you are real artist, you can even add some colored lube and
paint a path to victory on her chest.
What if your girl isn't so endowed? What's a guy to do?
First choice; Start saving up for a breast job. There are some small framed
women who look pretty good with average sized boobs. However, in all of recorded
history, no one has ever said, "Gee your breast job looks bad. You were much
prettier with a smaller chest." That is not to say some women have breasts large
enough to make Jabba the Hut attractive, we are referring to small chested women
who are interested in the HMF technique. Strategy number one, get a breast job.
You will both learn to appreciate modern medicine.
If a breast job is not an option for financial, ego, or stupidity, then you are
not out of the game, Dexter! Just follow the following game plan.
1. Get plenty of lubrication. You'll be needing it.
2. COMPLIMENT your woman on her breasts. You've already made her feel bad about
the breast job idea for the past 2 years. If that option is off the table, you
have to start over with building her up with what she's got.
3. ACT like her breasts are huge. Give her auditory support (since she may not
need underwire support) of her beauty. Pay specific attention to her chest and
stare at them often.
4. Once you get started, you may find that the lack of cleavage won't be enough
to bring you to orgasm. Play around with the rest of the field. Add some oral,
traditional sex, dirty talk, and advanced foreplay to the mix.
5. When you are about to orgasm, be SURE to go to the HMF and finish off there.
She will really dig the visual of you pumping your load onto her. She will most
likely spread it around like she's icing a cake...that's fine. Just be sure to
clean her up when you're done. It's a nice gesture and she'll think you are a
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