Posted by vastie And then she got STD or AIDs and died. But it was better that way since he would have made her a whore and slut out of her by filming and then black mailing her. No white man would ever marry suck a bitch. So she would have to settle for another black man and then another and another and soon she would be fucking the neighborhood taking care of two or maybe even three black kids and having no father to help her. They were all gone. She would be living in a slum, on welfare and wondering why no white man would spend a dollar let alone any more on her whoring white ass. That's real end to white girls fucking niggers. I know I use to fuck them. Some are big and some are small just like white guys. There's no difference it's fuucking lie. But black guys all smell and are nasty and treat you like shit after they fuck you. They're not worth it believe me. This story was written by a black guy I bet or a white whore.
Posted by bud You know, I bet your mom is real proud of you!! I bet she would love to read this story and learn you're a fucking white slut. And your dad, your poor dad would be broken hearted nd maybe throw your whoring white slut ass out! He would hate to find out his baby girl is a slut for black cock. And you write it as if you're proud and recommend it to out white girls destroying your own race. You're not just a slut and whore, your're a dumb one. Good luck with your life bitch, because once you have a black kid, no white man, poor or rich will want any part of your cunt or as or any part of you.
Posted by Tracy Hot story! Black dudes rule, white guys drool!
Posted by crappy diaper NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way. CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes. FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea. MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades. ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic. DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you. COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something? MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it. WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights). MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up. MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin". MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB. MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what? SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger storage"? .That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.
Posted by crappy diaper "Now, for the first time we can finally understand what the
African-apeman is saying; before you return the sub-human
animals back to the hell from which they came."
-White E. Boy
YA KNOWS WHATZ 'M SAYIN? - Used at the end of a sentence. Denotes a request for understanding from the Negroid individual. If you hear this repeatedly in a conversation,
put your foot in the apes mouth to shut it up. MUH BITCH IZ EATIN' GREENS 'N COURNBREAD - The niggers bitch is eating vegetables and cornbread, just like the good old days down south on the plantation. I'S GOTTA JET - I must leave at an immediately. The Negro must bail his bitch out of the slammer for selling crack or other substances deemed inappropriate to society by the US Government. I'S GOT YOUR BACK - Denotes a false sense of protection by one Nigger to another. The Negro will often flee the scene in immediate danger because nigs are well known for their footspeed.
In otherwords, the Niggerous-apeus is a fast land animal. WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY - Adjectives used to describe a caucasian individual. A proper response to the offending Negro is " Fuck you: (choose one) nigger, junglebunny, jigaboo, porchmonkey, apeman, chimp, coon, darkie, furhead, monkeyman or shit-colored ape." DOG - Not the domesticated mammalian which barks. Used to denote Negros bitches. OG - Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto. Denotes authority in a territorial gang of Negros. Be aware that the Negro who is an OG is armed and dangerous. The Negro known as an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm (semi-auto), pager and a bunch of dope for sale to school children. YO, HOMEY, LET'S PLAY HOOPS - Hi ya fellow nigger, Let us play basketball. Young monkey males are notorious for playing basketball. Many poor Niggers on welfare buy $200 shoes and hit the courts nightly, thanks to the handsome drug dealing profits. SMOKE HIM, FOO - Shoot him, friend. Used in nigger culture to denote a killing of another. Hopefully another nigger. YOU BE TRIPPIN', FOO - Your are paranoid, friend. May have other meanings; "You are fucked up." Can sometimes be diffcult to determine; nigger slang is usually understandable only by niggers. MY BAD - Monkey made a mistake. Happens constantly since the negro brain is weak & inferior. DISSIN' -Nigger is getting upppity by disrespecting and/or pissing off a fellow nigger. YO MAMA - The negro finds your mother attractive, or the negroid thinks that by insulting your mother that he is insulting you. Insult doesn't apply to other niggers because all coons are hatched, not born. CHRONIC - Used to denote marijuana. Synonym is used in gangsta rap songs. Marijuana has an adverse effect on the negroid system, possibly giving them chronic bronchial infections. The medical condition can have a positive effect on whites when they hear about the nigger deaths increasing! DAY GONNA GET DAY ASS SHOT ALL UP - They are going to be shot repeatedly. The Nigger ghetto culture encourages violence against rival negroes, helping to purify the town of racial inferiors. GAT - Gun. As known, many young nigger males are notorious for owning stolen firearms. DIS SHIT IS WHACK - This situation is not correct or the drugs don't get the nigger high or Monkey don't understand. The weak negro mind sometimes doesn't know it's breakfast from a bowel movement. MUH JIMMY IS WHACKED - My inhuman 18inch gorillia penis is not functioning properly. GIT MUH GRUB ON - Eating. They negroid diet usually consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken and grits. Their racial family the African tribes; often drank goat's blood and ate each other. RIDE - Automobile. Many shit-colored nigger males steal cars and take them out for joyrides. This offense is punishable by up to 10 years of lifting weights with their niggie-friends in "Penn state" college. DA BOMB - It be the greatest thing since cornbread. Since the negroid americans were not allowed to drop atomic bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as the bomb. Too bad Truman didn't nuke the Africa also. I BE HANGIN' IN MUH CRIB - I am sitting in my dwelling. Many niggers refer to their home as a crib, a childish manifestation of their childish minds. WHERE BE DA HOES MANG - Where are the whores man? Many Niggers get high on a substance deemed toxic (glue sniffing) then pick up prostitutes because their wifes and/or girlfriends are constantly busy being pimped out. STEP OFF - Denotes a request from one negro to another to please remain calm. Usually asked after a nigger knocks over a 7-11 or liquor store. HOMEY - A Faggot nigger requesting some brown action from the male ape he's attracted to. G-FUNK/THANG - G denotes gangsta. Since many nigger youths hang in gangs and hardly bath, they both look and smell funky. BRACE YERSELF FOO' - Prepare yourself for anything, my nigger friend. It has been estimated that a nigger is shot every three seconds; helping out the white cause. The nigger with the gun says this phrase while he does all whitemen a service by shooting at rivial niggers. WORD UP - Nigger #1 understands the nigger #2 or vica veresa. KICKIN IT WITH THE HONEYS - Staying at home with a nigger bitch. Many negroid males have sex frequently because of the pubic hair on their heads. Negroid males have small brains but they were compensated for their mental-inferiorities with large penises. PEEP THIS SHIT - Look at this. Many negroes stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain processes information about as fast as they work, if they work. LAY BACK IN THE CUT - Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the 7-11 and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to his driver so he will not get nervous when "Whitey" comes to arrest them. PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go. Denotes a false sense of caring. The negro often gets into dangerous situations with other niggers. As the crime rate increases, more negroes die, while those remaining coons screw like dogs to unfortunately keep the nigger herd alive and thriving. IN DA HOUSE - I am present, Nigger shall now commence with activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse. Many negroes go to parties and fornicate, thus driving up the blackie population. WHOP YOUR ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious. Denotes a threat from a negro to another negro. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has the apemen to thank for the health insurance rates going up. KNOCKIN BOOTS - Having sex. Many negroid males sodomize HOOD RATS, SKANKS, WHORES, HOES and other nasty nigger bitches who live in the ghetto. The female niggers will screw any piece of meat with two legs so the bitch can get her next drug fix.
Posted by crappy diaper The following exam was given to LA Chimp-Americans by a former LS school teacher: Name:___________
Alias:____________
Gang:____________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? 4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money? 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty? 8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? 9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses? 10. Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000.
If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
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