"Fuck you."

Strong language, but in the most light-hearted, modern context. It was delivered to me by my sister-in-law in rebuttal to my remarks about Karen, my wife, having nicer tits than her. We were all in college together and the actual expression came from there , without prejudice or even rancour. Just something people of equal rank said to each other to show their esteem and friendship. You wouldn't say it to someone you didn't like, would you? Nevertheless, it was an opening gambit I thought worth bullyragging a bit.

"A sentiment I stronly endorse, Meggie. Have you had these feeling of lust long or are you on some new hormones? Either way, lets explore the whole delightful idea further."
"You're the one I feel safe in saying that to. Don't take that away from me."
" It distresses me to hear you feel safe with me. I fuck your sister, why wouldn't I fuck you? Of course, you're not safe with me, silly wench. I promise if the chance came I would pound your pube to a quiverring halt." Heard that expression in a Western movie once.
"Well, I appologize for being so sexy, but it ani't gonna happen."
"Oh, Meggie, you force me to be long-winded in order to break down your resolve. But don't worry, I wont tire myself to the point of sapping my physcical prowess."

I took a minute to refill all four glasses. Just wine, but tummys were full of a very good dinner, bridge seemed too much like work, TV was like usual, so the three settled back to take in my discourse.

"First of all, we must remove from the balance any feelings generally not being attracted to me, to keep our minds clear for possiblities, not for 'it ani't gonna happens'. To start, perhaps we might hear from this impartial panel reasons why we should not fuck."

Gary shifted uneasily, "Well, hate to be old fashioned, but if you fuck Meggie, where does that leave me?"

"Ah, the best of all motives. Never lose sight of that prime factor, 'whats in it for me'. First the long term, Gary. If Meggie fucks me and and returns, it bodes well for your long term relationship. It means you don't have to worry that in the future she will have a fling and feel too guuilty to return to you. The old thing about if you have a bird set it free, if it returns its yours indeed, if not it never was'. Breakups aren't caused by infidelity, but by unenforcible fidelity. Then there is the likelihood that in the future a girl will say fuck you to you, and you will hae this precedent. And on the short term, who do you think Sue, who has always lusted for you, will be fucking while I fuck Meggie?"

"i haven't been lusting for Gary,"
" Ah, the brave self-sacrificing angel trying to protect her little sister's feelings. You shouldn't , sweet thing. Meggie should find it very flattering that you find her man sexy. And once admitting that you find him sexy, I would be dissappointed to find you not lusting after him. And once I get Meggie to admit your tits are better, I bet Gary will admit he wants to fuck you on the same basis."
"Fuck you."
'My cup runneth over. My fantasies are lavish, but I never dreamed of fucking both sisters at once."
"OK, but answer this. When does it stop? If we fuck, when do we say enough."

"Why do we not play bridge tonight? Because we agreed that tonight at least it wouldn't be fun. We would stop fucking when it stopped being fun. I rather think it will last longer than bridge did."
"Now hold on, brother in law, your saying 'will' not 'would'. I never said I was going to fuck you." Its still 'IF', not when".

"I delighted to hear you now at least admitting the possiblities. Just think of the benefits. RElationship stability. Would Gary ever leave a girls who lets him fuck another girl whenever the fancy and chance rises? Would you leave a man who allowed you the same Utopia? How can there be stability and trust in monogamy unless the souls involved are dead?
"I can't just jump in bed with you because you come up with a few good arguments. I have to think of hubbby and sister too."
"Meggie, you're too esay. You have just admitted that if it were just you and me, you would in fact jump my bones. And who can blame you?. but lets leave it to the impartial panel. What say you? should Meggie fuck me as she so eloquently proposed at the outset?'"

Gary shifted nervously, then shot a quick glance at Sue. She caught and held his eye for the just the briefest moment. "I think.."
Sue finished for him,"that she should fuck you." And she pulled her shift over her head and threw herself into Gary's waiting arms.

"The ayes have a hardon", I gently laid a hand on Meggie's knee. " I hope you're a hot and juicy loser."
"Fuck you. On the way over here Gary and wondered how we were going to get into your pants."

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